May 2013
me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore
thedingledodies:
oscill8wildly:
milktree:
you can pretend like I dont exist but I still made you whimper like a little bitch when you were about to cum
i need this printed on a t-shirt
ghosteh13:
voice-of-tartarus:
demeaniac:
what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?
Woah woah wait
you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most”
that would explain...
Sex is so weird like hey I love you let me stick my hard extra limb into your tiny hole and then slam it into you repeatedly because I love you
seblaine:
time flies when you’re having fun and by fun i mean sitting at home stuffing your face staring at a computer screen and freaking out over things that aren’t real with strangers you met on the internet
ivegottobethere:
I don’t sing in the shower.
I perform
fuckyeahballpythons:
perdiddle said: What is the paler one?
A Lesser Platinum. He’s in shed though and typically looks like this.
